6 Things To Do This New Year’s Eve.
The New Year is close upon us. Many feel this is a time for celebration because of the pressures of city lifestyles. As such I have come up with six activities for your New Year’s Eve Celebrations.
Work is life, life is work. Everything else is a sin.
Starvation is the result of not working. If you choose not to work, this is what you will be doing this New Year’s Eve.
Eating is the result of hard work. With hard work comes great feast. With great feast comes strength.
- Cower In Fear
- Shoot the Werewolves
Should you be found by unholy creatures, typically a werewolf this time of the year, you’ll be primed to fire bullet after bullet into the beast; strike with the force of God.
When the beast swipes your weapon away, you will die. Your death shall be filled with pain. Minutes will feel like hours as the monster eats your intestines.
Stern German Lady