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Stern German Lady: 4 Things To Do When You Lose Health Care

Your government is attempting to remove the basic health rights of the people. You will soon lose healthcare. It is scary and a huge failure of your government. Regardless I know how to survive and I will teach you the tools and techniques and use and teach others in my local community. I have been […]

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Stern German Lady: Top Five Valentine Activities For Lovers

Love is in the air. Some say it is the smell of flowers in their first bloom. Others say witches have cast a spell upon the populace. If you feel the bite of the love bug, I have collected a number of activities for you: Pray There is something wrong with you. The love for […]

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Stern German Lady: How to survive the reign of The New Leader, President Trump

  Let me tell you, I have had my share of autocratic leaders. I’ve seen all of them from Ottos to Wilhelms, to Hitlers. So to help you prepare for the future of your country, here are some tips about how to stay low and out of the secret police’s view.     Keep your […]

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Stern German Lady: 6 Things To Do This New Year’s Eve

6 Things To Do This New Year’s Eve. The New Year is close upon us. Many feel this is a time for celebration because of the pressures of city lifestyles. As such I have come up with six activities for your New Year’s Eve Celebrations. Work Work is life, life is work. Everything else is […]

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Stern German Lady: Last Minute Gifts

Last Minute Gifts, with the Stern German Lady Hello, fellow peasants. Does the holiday season fill you with dread because of the amount of work you must do compared to the amount time you have to shop? I know you are working day and night until morning of the 24th. As I cannot sleep due […]

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Stern German Lady: Not Fond of Christmas Decorations

Dear Stern German Lady, Every December my wife virtually buries our home in Christmas decorations. It’s not just the tree and stockings in the living room; she’s not happy until there are Christmas towels and Christmas soap in the bathroom and another tree and knicky-knacky stuff downstairs. Not even a doorknob is safe from decoration. […]

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Stern German Lady: Sensitive Nose

Dear Stern German Lady, I have a co-worker, “Suzette,” who, since last month, has begun to smell like kitty litter every day. Suzette is in her mid-50s. While I consider her a friend, she can be temperamental and tends to fly off the handle and run to HR. I would like to tell her about […]

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Stern German Lady: Not Voting in Minnesota

Dear Stern German Lady, My 72-year-old husband believes that not voting in the upcoming presidential election is making a statement because he can’t tolerate any of the candidates. He believes that not voting is telling the political parties to offer more acceptable candidates. I believe that not voting makes no statement at all because many […]

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