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Stern German Lady: Advice for Lasting Relationships

Advice for Lasting Relationships: The Bitter Battle The coupling of two people is the most difficult act humans undertake. Love and hate are two powerful emotions with a confusing property line. Onions are often harvested by hate, even when planted in love. In this new century, events happen quick. I want to tell you my […]

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The Best Fall Activities for Continued Survival

Avoiding Autumnal Atrophy: The Best Fall Activities for Continued Survival. Everyone needs that perfect fall activity to occupy the time between the happiness of summer, and the dreadful howls of the starved winter wolves. The abundance of fun-filled follies in the fall can be overwhelming, so I have created the Essential Autumn Activity list below. […]

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Stern German Lady Advice: Confused Teen in the South

Dear Stern German Lady, I need your advice! Recently, I was told things I don’t know how to react to. Among them was, “Wow, your voice is deep,” and, “Your laugh sounds like a witch.” Most of the time I’m a happy-go-lucky person, but in the last few weeks I have been flickering from happy […]

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Stern German Lady: In a relationship with someone 30 years older

Dear Stern German Lady, I’m in my late 20s and have a male companion who is 30-plus years older than I am. We were together for a while, then stopped so we could both try to find someone closer to our ages. Neither of us did, and we recently started seeing each other again. Although […]

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Stern German Lady: Gone In The Night

Dear Stern German Lady A few years ago, I met a wonderful person. I spent roughly three months with him in a budding relationship. One night he said those three little words, and I panicked and disappeared from his life. I know it was a horrible and cowardly thing to do. I just didn’t know […]

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Stern German Lady: 4 Things To Do When You Lose Health Care

Your government is attempting to remove the basic health rights of the people. You will soon lose healthcare. It is scary and a huge failure of your government. Regardless I know how to survive and I will teach you the tools and techniques and use and teach others in my local community. I have been […]

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Stern German Lady: Top Five Valentine Activities For Lovers

Love is in the air. Some say it is the smell of flowers in their first bloom. Others say witches have cast a spell upon the populace. If you feel the bite of the love bug, I have collected a number of activities for you: Pray There is something wrong with you. The love for […]

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Stern German Lady: How to survive the reign of The New Leader, President Trump

  Let me tell you, I have had my share of autocratic leaders. I’ve seen all of them from Ottos to Wilhelms, to Hitlers. So to help you prepare for the future of your country, here are some tips about how to stay low and out of the secret police’s view.     Keep your […]

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Stern German Lady: 6 Things To Do This New Year’s Eve

6 Things To Do This New Year’s Eve. The New Year is close upon us. Many feel this is a time for celebration because of the pressures of city lifestyles. As such I have come up with six activities for your New Year’s Eve Celebrations. Work Work is life, life is work. Everything else is […]

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