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Stern German Lady: Revenge!

Dear Stern German Lady, My friend has decided she can no longer tolerate my husband. She feels he doesn’t “respect” her. This is far from the truth, in my mind. We are now banned from her social group. I find this very harsh — cruel even. I guess my friendship doesn’t count, as I’m being […]

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Stern German Lady: Gone In The Night

Dear Stern German Lady A few years ago, I met a wonderful person. I spent roughly three months with him in a budding relationship. One night he said those three little words, and I panicked and disappeared from his life. I know it was a horrible and cowardly thing to do. I just didn’t know […]

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Stern German Lady: 4 Things To Do When You Lose Health Care

Your government is attempting to remove the basic health rights of the people. You will soon lose healthcare. It is scary and a huge failure of your government. Regardless I know how to survive and I will teach you the tools and techniques and use and teach others in my local community. I have been […]

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Stern German Lady: Top Five Valentine Activities For Lovers

Love is in the air. Some say it is the smell of flowers in their first bloom. Others say witches have cast a spell upon the populace. If you feel the bite of the love bug, I have collected a number of activities for you: Pray There is something wrong with you. The love for […]

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Stern German Lady: How to survive the reign of The New Leader, President Trump

  Let me tell you, I have had my share of autocratic leaders. I’ve seen all of them from Ottos to Wilhelms, to Hitlers. So to help you prepare for the future of your country, here are some tips about how to stay low and out of the secret police’s view.     Keep your […]

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Deadline Hollywood: Those Who Can’t Renewed For 3rd Season

‘Those Who Can’t’ Renewed For Season 3 By TruTV by Denise Petski of Deadline Hollywood TruTV has ordered a 13-episode third season of comedy series Those Who Can’t for premiere in 2017. The series stars show creators and executive producers Adam Cayton-Holland, Andrew Orvedahl, and Ben Roy – all members of the Denver-based comedy troupe The Grawlix […]

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Stern German Lady: 6 Things To Do This New Year’s Eve

6 Things To Do This New Year’s Eve. The New Year is close upon us. Many feel this is a time for celebration because of the pressures of city lifestyles. As such I have come up with six activities for your New Year’s Eve Celebrations. Work Work is life, life is work. Everything else is […]

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Stern German Lady: Last Minute Gifts

Last Minute Gifts, with the Stern German Lady Hello, fellow peasants. Does the holiday season fill you with dread because of the amount of work you must do compared to the amount time you have to shop? I know you are working day and night until morning of the 24th. As I cannot sleep due […]

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