Archive | Whiskey and the Surfer w/ John Tole

Whiskey and the Surfer Cover pageWhiskey and The Surfer is Alternative Reality Rock Programming hosted by John Tole. It’s morning drive speed but for the maniacs who listen/work overnights.

DJ Phantom drives the show with her algorithm cranked to 11 and Wes Key and Fliip Rivers break down all things weird news, tinfoil, faith, Metal and sweet riffs weekdays Noon Mountain Time.

The hosts AM Morning Team Whiskey and The Surfer, (Wes Key and Fliip Riivers) unaware of what songs are coming then riff about their lives, opinions, news stories they’ve barely read. They will break down alternative realities, simulation theory, Faith, conspiracy and review movies they will never see.

Wes Key and Fliip Riivers have both moved over from the AM side of the dial after being suspended they now form the duo Whiskey and The Surfer and have been trying to out do each other as they battle to be the 3rd voice on the Cart Path of life.

Wes Key (Whiskey) is the cool headed married sober loveable optimist who loves rock and Fliip (The Surfer) is the immature brash tin foil hat party aficionado and knower of all things metal.
Whiskey and The Surfer release weekdays at sexpotcomedy.com and cartpathdiem.com

Whiskey and the Surfer Ep. 206: Triple Vader Hair

Coming to ya live from our NORAD Norcal Bunker we rock rage in the Simulation with a Triple Shot of KISS as we explore SEX ROBOTS and Beating your Kids for the Holidays, The CHARGERS SECURITY goes 1 and 0 Against HUMANITY and those SLUTE CHEERLEADERS, speaking of CHEERLEADERS, OBAMA Saves us from Nuclear Winter […]

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Whiskey and the Surfer Ep. 205: Just Unpresidented In My Pants

It is an absolutely gorgeous Monday in Denver according to our Weather Portal that allows us to see the Nuclear Winter from our Time Portal 27 levels below the Denver Airport, I know I can’t believe they moved our FEMA Camp lower. BROH, DJ PHANTOM Shows up with The ALMIGHTY STIGMATA, JOE SATRIANI forces his […]

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Whiskey and the Surfer Ep. 204: Zuckerberg’s Chinese Drone Bait

BROH, we are moshing along with the impending end of the First Amendment, The Electoral College, Snopes, Facebook as Fox News and Their Truth Weilding Team of Perfect Haired Models cross their hot gams and tell you the things you already believe. DJ Phantom throws a couple old Timey Jams including Patti something, The NITTY […]

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Whiskey and the Surfer Ep. 203: Trumps Antarctic Luxor

The tree is up in Denver and we are celebrating the new Trump reality show, “Cold Justice”. MOSH? Cmon, what are you new? Brand New BLOODCLOT, somehow Megadeth sneaks in, some weirdo pop song that annoyed me at a super high level, but then all of a sudden, DJ Phantom throws bombs with LUDICHRIST, ELVIS […]

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Whiskey and the Surfer Ep. 202: Live From The Goonies Set

1 2 1 2 3 4 , We are off and running like a JOURNEY Cover song, shot out of a Cannon coming to you from the Oregon Coast where we are raging on Legal Weed, Anti Starbucks Sentiment and half my hotel are here for Dysentary related funerals. We discuss living in The Post […]

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Whiskey and the Surfer Ep. 201: Hellacopter Dong Amputation

It is Wednesday or that’s what those purveyors of FAKE NEWS want you to believe. This is Trump’s America every door opens when its attached to a World Leader. We talk about how to get into The Golden Elevator, we invade a Seminar on Whiteness and score with chicks who later have to sell their […]

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Whiskey and the Surfer Ep. 200: Antarctic Illuminati Cloning

When we started this show this year the goal was 200 episodes and here we are celebrating the release. Drunk Pets, learning new vocabulary, what is happening in Antarctica, we watch Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle live at The Comedy Store. We invade the local hot tub only to be stared at by these neredowell […]

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Whiskey and the Surfer Ep. 199: Friday Movie Hatred

It’s Friday and we are celebrating Steve Simeone’s Number 1 iTunes Album, “What’s Up Nerds”. We are talking about stealing a Pastor’s Nudes and the lawsuit that follows, we trash 3 movies about Demons, bad jobs and the lack of entertainment that is the Trash Heap of this city. Set List last night was awesome […]

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Whiskey and the Surfer Ep. 198: Researching For The Light

Nothing like a screwed up schedule to ruin what wouldve been a super sweet show which ended up still being sweet, weird, metal as F, thrashworthy expose of Psyops, weird news, weird Food. Why are we talking about new Artificial Food Tech, Cow Farts and the resurfacing of Anthony Weiner from Rehab, Huma’s make up […]

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Whiskey and the Surfer Ep. 197: Allah Wanted was Amazon Doormats

Amazon Employee tries to leap to their death only to land on a pile of discarded Allah Doormats after online protests had them removed from the site while the crosses and stars get to stick around.  Donald Trump takes issue with Symbolic Speech, Blood Suckers turn a two person love orgy into a Crime Scene […]

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