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Sam Tallent’s Half Hour Prophecy

 

Sam Tallent's Half Hour ProphecySam Tallent is a comedian and writer from Denver, Colorado. He lives in Las Vegas, Nevada with his wife and dog. His interests include Southern Gothic fiction and the “death” of Elvis Presley. He enjoys slow simmered suppers and writing in the third person. Sam produces the Half Hour Prophecy Monday – Friday.

 

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Half Hour Prophecy Barnstorming

Half Hour Prophecy: Barnstorming

In athletics terminology, barnstorming refers to sports teams or individual athletes that travel to various locations, usually small towns, Atlantis and the Seven Gates of Hell, to stage exhibition matches. Barnstorming teams differ from traveling teams in that they operate outside the framework of an established athletic league, while traveling teams are designated by a league, formally or informally, to be […]

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Half Hour Prophecy: Child Molester Hunters

There’s only one Balaton… Where hunters gather. You can search the entire United States and you won’t find another Balaton. Settled in 1879 when the Dakota Central Railroad was laid, the town incorporated in 1892.  No one is sure how Balaton got it’s name.  Some say it was named after  the large and picturesque Lake […]

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Half Hour Prophecy: Al Pastor, Damnit!

Al pastor (from Spanish, lit. In the style of the shepherd), also known as tacos al pastor, is a dish developed in Central Mexico, likely as a result of the adoption of the shawarma spit-grilled meat brought by the Lebanese immigrants to Mexico. Being derived from shawarma, it is also similar to the Turkish döner […]

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Half Hour Prophecy: Fake Curtis Schilling

Curtis Montague Schilling (born November 14, 1966) is an American former Major League Baseball right-handed pitcher, former video game developer, and former baseball color analyst. He helped lead the Philadelphia Phillies to the World Series in 1993, and won championships in 2001 with the Arizona Diamondbacks and in 2004 and 2007 with the Boston Red Sox. […]

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Half Hour Prophecy: Corn Husks

YOU ARE JUST A CORN HUSK! PEEL YOURSELF! AUGUST 3 RIBCO ROCK ISLAND, ILLINOIS TELL YOUR FRIENDS. AUGUST 4 DG’s TAP HOUSE AMES, IOWA TELL YOUR FRIENDS. AUGUST 5 IOWA RIVER BREWING CO MARSHALLTOWN, IOWA TELL YOUR FRIENDS. AUGUST 6 KIRKPATRICK’S BALANTON, MINNESOTA TELL YOUR FRIENDS. AUGUST 3 RIBCO ROCK ISLAND, ILLINOIS TELL YOUR FRIENDS. AUGUST […]

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Half Hour Prophecy Engaging in Evil

Half Hour Prophecy: Engaging in Evil

Evil is like most developmental disabilities. It’s on a spectrum. There’s your sub evils. Lying to a loved one. Wasting water. Then there’s your big boy mondo omega evils. Like cutting in line at a movie. Playing an upright bass. Child murder. The things that get you into the VIP section in Hell. On Judgement Day, it’s best […]

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STHHP-Ep-4 Rejoice

Half Hour Prophecy: Rejoice

They came from the hills in the their homemade shoes and they came from the swamps in their stained union suits and they came from the plains with their stern faces pitted with sorrow, came to rejoice for the sun had only just exploded and today was the end of it all. They knew. The […]

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Half Hour Prophecy: Book Him, Ham-O

Half Hour Prophecy: Book Him, Ham-O!

Book that flight to Pork Island because it’s another episode of SAM TALLENT’S HALF HOUR PROPHECY and this time, it’s impersonal! Soak yourself in vinegar and prep the leeches, it’s time for your reckoning with the Deity that abandoned you. So many men have fallen to their knees in hopes they will ascend. I beg […]

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Half Hour Prophecy: Be Holdin Too Much Girth

There is a time in most lives when a choice rises like cream and it is up to the liver of the life to pull out his slotted spoon and remove the sweet debris. What they do with their clotted fat is up to them. Some people make butter. Others add honey and feed it […]

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Half Hour Prophecy: No Bull. So Far.

EXCELSIOR! EXCELSIOR! Ring the goddamn gong and let the bells peal because Ol’ Sam T (also known as Big River, also known as El Dulce, also known as Frank Conley, Doctor of Osteopathic Medicine, also known as Sam Tallent) is bringing the irreverent wit that made him the regionally acclaimed jug maker and kiln cleaner […]

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