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The Bible Goes West: Christmas Spectacular!

J.E. Tucker, in Honor of being added to the Sexpot Podcast Network, created a new Christmas Special for generations to enjoy. Hymns, guests, Conversion to Jesus Christ! This special has them all. Sit back with some hot coco, the bible, and enjoy this future Christmas Classic.

Songs (In order of playing)

Little Shotgun Boy

Buy, they told me,

Ba Bang Bang Bang Bang

Our new 12 gage to shoot,

Ba Bang Bang Bang Bang

Grade A ammo to load,

Ba Bang Bang Bang Bang

To Wield before demo-crates,

Ba Bang Bang Bang Bang

Ba Bang Bang Bang,

Ba Bang Bang Bang

 

O’ Rightious Ford

O Righteous Ford! Your lights are brightly shin ing

It is the night and we can still brand our steers
Long is the work and your battry’s barely drain ing

Til you appeared all our cattle were  not branded.
A thrill of hope the heifers will soon be at market

For yonder breaks

All the hard work shall be done

Rely! on your tow package!

For it will help immensely!

 

Hark The Herald Angel Sings (Try and rip me from my tree)

 

Hark the herald angel sings

“Try to rip me from my tree”

God will punish sinners with lead

For trying to remove the angel’s head

Joyful all ye with a tree

That has an angel up there

moxie n vigor proclaim

“The Angel stays, upon my tree”

Hark the herald angel sings

“My gun agrees with what I say”

 

It’s The Most Wonderful Time of The Year (J.E. Tucker and Son Version)

It’s the most wonderful time of the year

With the kids jingle belling

And everyone telling you be of good cheer

It’s the most wonderful time of the year

 

It’s the hap-happiest season of all

With those holiday greetings and gay happy meetings

When friends come to call

It’s the most wonderful time of the year

 

Have a Merry Christmas!

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